30th June 2006

The “Pony Car” Lives On

And coming to a Busch Series broadcast near you.

Autoblog is reporting Chrysler has given the final ok to place their retro version of the Dodge Challenger into production. The Challenger will join the retro Ford Mustang in the marketplace and probably force GM’s hand into firing up a production line full of retro Camaros.

Why bring this up under my NASCAR tag? Simple, more than a few have postulated that the ultimate solution to NASCAR’s Buschwhackers are these very same retro pony cars. And that may be strenthened by the fact Dodge is rumored to make it’s announcement of Challenger production at Daytona this weekend.

GM… were waiting…!

And in other (possibly unrelated) news Kevin Harvick’s crew chief has run afoul of the NASCAR police. In a scene reminiscent of a baseball umpire confrontation he was ejected after post-qualifying inspection for the Winn-Dixie 250 after NASCAR officials found that his car had an “unapproved aerodynamic modification.” No word was released whether second base was torn up or bats thrown onto the field.

When Said “speaks”… 42 others listen (The Dude thinks Gordon should slam on the breaks as he hits the green flag.). And J.J. Yeley had a few “words” to say also, not to mention Kansas City’s NCTS field getting “Skinned.”

Prediction: Within the first 10 laps Saturday night some dummy will exit Turn 2 three wide. That area of DIS is famous for narrowing quickly and additionally has a large bump. Three-wide. Narrow exit. Cold hard tires. Bump and a dummy. Not hard to predict is it?

Three cheers go to EA Sports for not selecting from the list of “usual suspects.”

That’s it for now. I have some catching up to do with the software that powers this puppy.


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30th June 2006

What’s That British Expression?

I believe the British equivalent to the American “up raised finger,” or the verbal “Get Screwed,” is to tell someone to “bugger off! In that light David Coulthard, BUGGER OFF! Coulthard believes it is time to stop apologising to American fans for last year’s Grand Prix debacle.

“We have said our sorries,” said Coulthard.

“I don’t see why the American public deserves more apologies than some other races which have not been particularly good.

“It was an unfortunate situation but those who bought tickets have had their money back and we will just go and do the best we can. If the Americans enjoy it, great, if they don’t, then so be it.”

Excuse me! They got their ticket money back. No compensation for hotel expenses. No re-embursment for plane tickets. Nothing for lost work watching less cars than seen in a Burger King drive-thru.

Many people are out thousands of dollars for a sham race, that could have been easily avoided by the FIA[sco], and the article calls the “worst chapter” in F1 history. Indeed other races have not been “particularly good” but in nearly every case they were races, not a parade of 6 cars after being teased by a formation lap of twenty participants.

So Coulthard this Buds one’s for you… Bugger off! And here is the Americanized edition offered by a [avatar:http://cranialcavity.net/files/bobby.jpg]Bobby no less[/avatar].

It’s interesting to note this Friday LA Times piece. Here is the first ‘graph:

Race fans walking the paddock or standing outside the security areas Thursday at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway got a pleasant surprise when normally reticent Formula One drivers stopped to sign autographs and chat.

At most Formula One events, Thursday is the time when a few drivers meet with the media, spend some quality time with sponsors, get in a good workout and find a good place to eat dinner.

Well Coulthard, what say you? Looks like Bernie and Mad Max has put out the word and “apologies” are being offered without reservation. The normally aloof F1 drivers are going out of their way to smooch a few American butts.

The Michelin drivers are puckering up so hard there is a “Kiss and Make Up” party they will all attend Saturday night.


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29th June 2006

One Thing NASCAR Never Changes

The only constant in NASCAR is it’s proclivity for constant changes. Whether it be on-the-fly rules changes, drivers hopping from team to team, or possibly yet another Series name change, NASCAR never has been an organization that has stood still, for long. Or consisitently.

With the 2006 chase for The Chase just past the mid-point in it’s third year HWSBO has signaled that changes are indeed on the horizon for the 2007 Chase.

Personally I would agree and have advocated a road course event be added. Laguna Seca would be my choice for a single reason. The world famous turn 8-8a “cork screw” complex. ‘Nough said, NASCAR’s isn’t “my toy” it belongs to HWSBO.

But I wonder why he’s floating the idea of change when he doesn’t give the Associated Press (via CBS Sportline) much a clue what those changes might entail other than previous ideas that have been offered:

“We’ll be looking at nothing new - everything that we’ll be looking at has been brought up by various people the last couple of years,” France said. “Just various things that we think will build what we’re hoping for, which are big moments and a bigger stage for the drivers.

“That’s what the Chase has always been about. It’s about showcasing their skills.”

It’s safe to say my Laguna Seca plan won’t make the cut.

France notes placing more emphasis on points awarded a winner of a Chase event or possibly those in the top five of an event. That’s been a common theme not just for the Chase but the season as a whole.

Leaving aside France’s thoughts I have to laugh at this Jeff Gordon quote that sums up what many people have thought of the Chase since it’s debut:

“They don’t need to go too far off what they’ve got,” he said. “You start going to things like that and then we’re sitting here in a circus.”

Watch out Jeffy, you may upset the sports ringmaster. Ruffle HWSBO’s feathers and Jeffy may find himself at the tail end of a long line of metaphorical elephants, shovel in hand.

And Jeffy should be joined by the AP writer who notes one of the flaws in the [Chase] system as Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Jeff Gordon failing to make the Chase last season.

Well cry me a frickin’ river! Is it a “flaw” because 14 of the last 16 winners of the Boston Marathon have been from Kenya? Is the 24 hours of Le Mans “flawed” because 6 of the last 7 winners have been produced by Audi?

Correct me if I’m wrong, but last time I checked competition was defined as an act of striving against another for the purpose of achieving dominance or attaining a reward or goal. And I don’t think I have to mention the Chase completely tosses out the “achieving dominance” part of competition. (cue the circus music and pass the cotton candy)

Anyone what to join me in a chorus of Ziggy Stardust’s Cha… Cha… Cha Changes?

UPDATE: Paddock Talk has posted a long interview with HWSBO and bobblehead, er.. Jim Hunter. Note the reference to the Chase changes in relation to ABC and ESPN coming on board next year.

Also check the last para and his reference to a NASCAR “Green Series” that may happen in the next decade. France didn’t spell out the specifics but I will E.T.H.A.N.A.L.


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28th June 2006

A Portent of Things to Come?

Now that it’s well established NASCAR, via it’s Busch division, will make its debute in Montreal for the 2007 season I found this story a bit disconcerting. Written by ITV Sport’s F1 pit lane reporter Ted Kravitz he describes last weeks F1 event at Ile Notre Dame as the “worst organised event on the calendar.”

He calls event security “apes” who dress in “ridiculous black paramilitary outfits with big SWAT team-style gun belts, although, as they

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28th June 2006

CNN Presents:

Dirt Track Warriors.

Before NASCAR, high-speed race car drivers raced on dirt - and they still do. Dirt track automobile racing - an estimated billion dollar a year business with 30 million fans - is “the biggest sport you?ve never heard of,” according to the new documentary CNN PRESENTS: DIRT TRACK WARRIORS, premiering on Saturday, July 1, at 8 p.m., with a replay at 11 p.m. Dirt Track Warriors re-airs on Sunday, July 2, at 2 a.m., 8 p.m. and 11 p.m. All times Eastern.

Dirt Track Warriors is narrated by Miles O?Brien and features exclusive access to the personal and professional lives of the drivers of lightweight, high-horsepower racing machines called “dirt late model” cars. The documentary follows racing “bad boy” Scott Bloomquist, Chub “Chubzilla” Frank and teenager Josh “Kid Rocket” Richards through a season of high-speed, dirt-throwing racing, climaxing with dirt late model?s biggest prize, the World 100 at Eldora Speedway in rural Ohio.

The sport boasts 800 dirt tracks in 49 states. As Tim Lee, editor of Dirt Late Model magazine, explains: “Saturday night dirt track racing is like the summertime equivalent of Friday night football - especially in smaller towns. It?s a center of community.”

30 Million dirt track fans? My math ain’t so great but that seems to equate to an average of 37,000 fans for each of the 800 tracks. Me thinks someone is doin’ a little NASCAR type figurin’ and using it’s 75 million fan base as an example.

However it looks like an interesting production and recommend you read the rest of the article. And someone that happens to watch it send my a quick critique of the show. The odds of CNN International showing it here are “slim to… none Mike Wallace’s next Cup win.

And in related news: Tony Stewart’s Muddy Labor of Love. “Hopefully I can make some income with this track after my days of driving. It’s my retirement plan.”

You have to love this dedication shown in response to those living close to Eldora that complain about the noise and dust. “If I have to, I’ll buy every piece of property around the track to make sure it stays open.”


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27th June 2006

Bodine Flashbacks to the Past

There was testing goin’ on at NHIS on Monday. No, not NEXTEL Cup testing. Not even [avatar:http://cranialcavity.net/files/lab.jpg]Car of Tomorrow testing[/avatar].

This testing session was in preps for NASCAR’s Whelen Modified Tour which will hold a companion event with the Cup cars during the July 13 weekend. On hand was current NCTS points leader Todd Bodine. Bodine plans on returning to his Modified roots during the tours stop at NHIS in September.

He took the opportunity to shake down a Modified for that event and also sub for Carl Edwards who will be running the car during the July event. Pssst, don’t tell Joe Gibbs but Smoke may also run a Modified with Edwards. He shouldn’t mind though, it’s for a good cause. The body panels from the race car, as well as the firesuit worn by Stewart, will be offered in a charity auction hosted by Racing Against Cancer

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26th June 2006

Random Ramblings

More than a few issues caught my eye in the last few hours but have little time to expend very much bandwidth on them at the moment. But rest assured that won’t stop the “Half-Vast Staff” of the Throttle to note them in passing.

I’ll start by killing off some enthusiasm and blatant partisanship shown towards one Jeff Gordon. The first 10 blogs and newswire stories I clicked on since Sunday night had variations of “Jeffys BACK,” “problems solved” etc, etc. Sorry I don’t buy the hype. (here is a good example talking about Momentum.) Gordon achilles heel has been tracks of less than two miles in length. There is nothing he, or the team learned at Sonoma that can be translated to say, Chicagoland Speedwy. Same can be said if Gordon pulls off a victory at DIS this weekend. Both tracks (along with Talladega) are so far from NASCAR’s “norm” they should be disregarded as an indicator of things to come. Show me a Chicagoland win and I’ll show you a #24 that is a Chase contender.

As a side note and prelude to DIS everyone should read Tom Higgins piece about Daytona in 1984. Then reread it after the four hundred this weekend and compare.

Paul Menard must have gotten a little boost via a “Brats & Beer vitamin supplement” at The Milwaukee Mile. Congrats to Menard and crew. Throw bricks in my direction if so inclined, but congrats also go to James Hylton for his last place finish at Milwaukee. Yes I know, he completed 4 laps and retired to the comfort of his hauler. (knowing him it may have been a flatbed) He made the race and collected a paycheck. If anyone thinks the 71 year old had another objective I have a used exotic car to sell you. With low mileage, honest!

A quick thanks to “The Dude” for reporting my interest in NASCAR’s Busch Series moving into the Montreal area. It was a foregone conclusion and only a matter of time. The working agreement with CASCAR had been already signed and with the single track leasing agreement assigned to the F1 promoter it was a done deal. If you harbour any thoughts that “genteel” Montreal won’t support stock car racing mosey over to the Stock Car Quebec site (BabelFish translation req’d), it should allay any fears you may hold. And while you’re cruising thru the Great White North’s racing sites take a gander at the future home of a NCTS event. Bank on it, and if anyone gives you fair odds on a Cup event being scheduled there lay a couple hundred on the line.

This should be short.. no it will be short. Anywhere from 1/4 of a mil to $400,000 thousand Cal Wells spent on that Sonoma debacle. Is it any wonder why the team has sucked for so long? Back to the drawing board… er checkbook.

Luke is ranting and raving around the Thunder Lounge this night. Can’t say I blame him but I have a feeling once the story gets wider play the call for NASCAR to create a “Back to the Old Days’ Cup” Championship will grow stronger. Something on the order of The Richard Petty Cup, or Big Bill France Cup would work even if it had “Presented by” tagged on the end.

Bill Ryan owner/operator of Oxford Plains Speedway notes race fans Snob Appeal.

One of the most mysterious things about some race fans is their allegiance to one series or type of racing at the exclusion of all others. Whether it is a modified fan that won’t watch stock cars, a asphalt fan that cannot stand dirt, or a late model racer that thinks enduro racing is a disgrace, it always puzzles me.

I agree but am beyond puzzled. Look around there are a few posts out there that are throwing rocks at NASCAR for holding events at Sonoma. “I really can’t stand road course racing,” is one typical response. Of course if they missed the broadcast and “their” (as if they own stock in him) favorite driver had won it would be a different story.

That’s it, I have taken too much time at this point in a post that was supposed to be a “time saver.” Is there a 10-step program for people addicted to their keyboard?

I’m just askin’, I have “friend” with the problem.


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26th June 2006

“Roger, Your Thoughts?”

Roger Stauback:

We were up there with our sponsor DLP, and I’ve never experienced such excitement. We’ve got such a class human being that’s running up front. It was such an amazing race. Phillipe is not here, but between Phillipe and what Terry did and the team, earlier we talked about this today, and we wouldn’t have dreamed we could do this this quickly, but we have just a great driver and a great person. He had the right equipment today, and Phillipe was our coach. He did a great job.

I don’t know why I’m here. I don’t deserve to be here, but I’ll tell you, I’m involved with this team and we’ve committed to it, and it’s been a lot of fun today. I’m really proud of you, Terry. Thanks a lot.

Yes the Iceman is THE Cup story this week. Ho-Hum so Gordon won another road race, like that isn’t expected.

You have to wonder if Stauback and co-owner Troy Aikman had any flashbacks in the last 30 laps. Stauback thinking of Bart Star and Aikmen haunted by visions of John Elway as their respective Cowboy teams saw yet another victory snatched from them in the last two minutes of a game they led till then.

As it turned out the #96 didn’t get the trophy, but to a fledgling single car team a fuel mileage, caution aided third place is definitely a win. The crew chief made the right calls, Terry kept the car in the top fifteen for 44 of the 110 laps, placed an “egg shell” on the go peddle and got a much deserved finish.

Others of note are Greg Biffle who was steady all day, drove to a 4th and moved up to 9th in the standings. Elliott Sadler pulled out an 6th place finish by using a little bit of F1 style pit strategy, and Ryan Newman for want of a few more laps may have had something for Gordon. His second is his best finish of the year but he gained next to nothing on tenth place.

Also in the “not so surprising” category along with Gordon was Johnson who continues to defy being derailed by mechanical ills or just plain stupd luck. I’m sure he’d be happy to take a tenth place effort from now til the Chase.

Tony Stewart looked like he would salvage a decent day after some bumpin’ and bangin’ plus a speeding penalty but Smoke, went up in smoke with an apparent swallowed valve that dropped him to 28th.

The road race ringers all crapped out except for Boris Said who finished 9th in his special built Roush Ford. He also provided one of the two “images of the day.” The shot of his young son with platnum blonde curly locks were classic. The other shot were of the kids sliding down a hillside on their cadboard “sleds.”


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25th June 2006

Stock Car Quote of the Day

This comes courtesy of 19 year old dirt tracker Will Vaught who has been signed by the Vision Racing Team. Vaught will debut next week at Kansas in the ARCA Series.

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24th June 2006

How About This for a Dream?

Here is the scenario and it would take place sometime in 2008.

  • Day One begins with a lavish opening ceremony at the Indianapolis Motor Speeedway and the week’s first race is held on the infield road that hosts the United States Grand Prix. Everyone races in stripped-down, identically matched open wheel machines.
  • Day Two is held in nearby Terre Haute on the famed half-mile dirt oval in USAC-style sprint cars. “The Action Track” has long been the proving ground for the likes of A.J. Foyt, Mario Andretti, and the Unsers, so why not take today’s best and put them to the test?
  • Day Three takes place at the Indianapolis Raceway Park, a half-mile asphalt oval just down the road from IMS for an old-school short-track stock car event. How great would it be to see the look on Fernando Alonso’s face when Dale Junior gives him a bumper shot going into the turn?
  • Day Four is a go-kart showdown held at ProDrive Karting, an indoor facility mere minutes from the Speedway that features European-style karts. These are the exact same rides that everyone from Tony Stewart to Michael Schumacher used to hone their skills as kids and teens. Schuey and his F1 cohorts participate in off-season kart races each winter that are wildly popular and pull giant TV ratings in Europe.
  • Day Five is back to the Indianapolis Motor Speedway for a 250-mile event on the world’s most famous oval. During the Indy 500’s golden era of the 1960s and ’70s, world champions from all forms of racing would stop whatever they were doing and head to the Brickyard for The 500. This finale of the World Series of Motorsports would have that same international spirit, and if you soccer fans insist, we can even get David Hasselhoff or Ricky Martin to record a theme song just as they have for past World Cups.

The above is offered by Ryan McGee of FOXSports after getting infected with a “world view” while watching the World Cup. The idea is to assemble drivers from all diciplines of motorsport to compete.

Thought I’d throw it out there for comment and discussion, or give you a chance to throw tomatoes at your monitor.

For myself I like the idea, but logistics would be a major nightmare. Getting all the drivers to Indy smack in the middle of the racing season would be tough, if not impossible. Seeing Michael Schumacher, or any other F1 prima donna, behind the wheel of a sprinter at Terre Haute would be like the credit card ad, priceless.”


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