Full Throttle

NASCAR’s Robbie Gordon who had a few critical words for IndyCar’s Danica Patrick and woman race drivers in general has company, from across “The Pond.”

Formula One and BAR Honda team driver Jenson Button told FHM Magazine what he thought of ladies such as US driver Danica Patrick wanting to entering F1, Button said: “Danica is very quick.”

Then the Dear Boy placed his head somewhere in [avatar:http://cranialcavity.net/files/butt-head.gif]this vicinity[/avatar]. I’d say he doesn’t understand the concept of quiting when “ahead,” but he’s never been in that position. In 100 F1 starts he has zero wins, so take that into consideration when judging of the validity of the following comments by Jense claiming woman with “big boobs” shouldn’t be on track.

“But in F1 cars I can’t see it happening due to the G-force in fast corners.”

“And one week of the month you wouldn’t want to be on the circuit with them, would you?”

“A girl with big boobs would never be comfortable in the car.” “And the mechanics wouldn’t concentrate. Can you imagine strapping her in?”

So Jense, does that mean I can hire a female driver, who sports an A-Cup bra, and G-forces won’t be a problem? And sorry, but I’m not going near the “unfresh time of the month” remark. I’ll let my female readers tear into Button for that idioacy.

Button, it would seem has a serious problem with females of all types, not just those aspiring to his profession.

Recently Button had a “mutual” breakup with fiance, super model, would-be singer and BBC Fame Academy star Louise Griffiths. Prior to that “pitstop” another ex-girlfriend Kimberley Keay, claimed Jense got her pregnant and kicked her out to fend for herself. Then there is the blond bombshell he was with at Spa for the Belgium Grand Prix last month. And BTW, obviously not a potential F1 pilot, at least using his very narrow criteria.

My, my so many problems for the erstwhile F1 “Ace” and all round playboy. Is it any wonder? May I suggest Jenson give up girls all together. Maybe a deal can be worked out where he could shack up with fellow Brit Elton John. It’s just a suggestion.

UPDATE:Britain’s Sun newspaper, whose “motoring correspondent” is female, had this to say: ”Oh grow up,” said Emma Parker.

”If he spent less time staring at grid girls’ breasts he might win more races.”

Indeed, and less time opening his motor mouth. You will note I have added the photo of Jenson Button, and F1’s traditional “Brolly Dollys”, since the posts original publication. I thought Laura, who expressed her displeasure with Jense’s remarks in the comment section, could print it out and use it for dart practice or something.

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