Full Throttle

A lot of us, well… all of us actually, were in fits of hysterical laughter when some loonbat from the Homeland Security Committee suggested inoculations were required to attend a NASCAR event.

After this weekend I’m not so sure they were wrong. And “Yellow Fever” may be at the head of the targeted disease list.

After Saturday’s near historical level of yellows fly at Memphis and Sundays Atlanta Motor Speedway record number of yellows it’s obvious “Yellow Fever” is highly contagious among the drivers and those that work in the race control tower.

Combined the weekend saw more yellow than a weeks worth of pre-school diapers. Not a good thing, but hey, it gave the broadcasters plenty of time for commercials and inane comments by Booth Bobbleheads