David “Three Balls” Coulthard?
Via Planet F1:
Fellow Scots David Coulthard and Allan McNish have started up a double act, judging by their performance this weekend at the Autosport International Show at the NEC in Birmingham.Interviewed together on the main stage, DC and Allan fielded questions from the paying punters. “Are you going to win the World Championship this year driving for Red Bull?” was David’s first question.
Coulthard, who was always alleged to say before each season “this will be my year” (but never actually did) kept a straight face and replied, “I was kind of setting my sights a little lower, in order to avoid disappointment.”
However DC reckoned that if he did win the Championship in his first year with Red Bull Racing then he must have, “three balls or something !”
Allan McNish, who might or might not be in a position to know, said he wouldn’t be making a wager…
Well, that explains why Coulthard entertained the idea of investing in a chain of sex shops, the guys got more balls than any porn star! It was only after German comedian Stefan Raab dubbed the Toyota driver

