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TO - TSUNAMI WARNING SYSTEM PARTICIPANTS ALONG THE U.S. ATLANTIC… EASTERN CANADIAN AND GULF OF MEXICO COASTS FROM - WEST COAST AND ALASKA TSUNAMI WARNING CENTER/NOAA/NWS
SUBJECT - TSUNAMI INFORMATION
BULLETIN NUMBER 1 ISSUED 05/21/2008

THIS BULLETIN IS FOR ALL AREAS OF THE U.S. ATLANTIC AND GULF OF MEXICO COASTS AND EASTERN CANADA AND THE ENTIRE EASTERN SEABOARD OF THE UNITED STATES OF NASCAR NATION…

… A NASCAR NATION TSUNAMI WATCH IS IN EFFECT …

THIS BULLETIN IS ISSUED AS ADVICE TO GOVERNMENT AGENCIES. ONLY NATIONAL AND LOCAL GOVERNMENT AGENCIES HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO MAKE DECISIONS REGARDING THE OFFICIAL STATE OF ALERT IN THEIR AREA AND ANY ACTIONS TO BE TAKEN IN RESPONSE.

AN EARTHQUAKE HAS OCCURRED WITH THESE PRELIMINARY PARAMETERS

ORIGIN TIME - 052011Z 21 MAY 2008
COORDINATES - lat:”35.355013″,long:”-80.685976″ (Lowes Motor Speedway)
LOCATION - Charlotte N.C.
MAGNITUDE - OFF THE FRICKIN’ SCALE

EVALUATION

EARTHQUAKES OF THIS SIZE HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO GENERATE A WIDESPREAD DESTRUCTIVE TSUNAMI THAT CAN AFFECT THE U.S. ATLANTIC AND GULF OF MEXICO COASTS AND EASTERN CANADA AND THE ENTIRE EASTERN SEABOARD OF THE UNITED STATES OF NASCAR NATION…

HOWEVER - IT IS NOT KNOWN THAT A TSUNAMI WAS GENERATED. THIS WATCH IS BASED ONLY ON THE EARTHQUAKE EVALUATION. AUTHORITIES IN THE REGION SHOULD TAKE APPROPRIATE ACTION IN RESPONSE TO THE POSSIBILITY OF A WIDESPREAD DESTRUCTIVE TSUNAMI.

DUE TO ONLY LIMITED SEA LEVEL DATA FROM THE REGION IT MAY NOT BE POSSIBLE FOR THIS CENTER TO RAPIDLY NOR ACCURATELY EVALUATE THE STRENGTH OF A TSUNAMI IF ONE HAS BEEN GENERATED.

FULL THROTTLE READERS ARE ADVISED TO STAY TUNED TO THIS FULL THROTTLE TSUNAMI WARNING CHANNEL FOR FURTHER UPDATES.

OR DON’T!