Flavio Briatore: “It’s Good to be King”
As Mel Brooks said, “It’s good to be king.”
It’s also good to have as a gal pal a nude and swimsuit model 30 years your junior.
But don’t take the word of someone that is a year younger than Flavio. The image makes it perfectly obvious it’s Good to be “King Flavio.”
Flavio Briatore will celebrate his 57th birthday on Thursday at the scene of the third round of the F1 World’s Championship on the island nation of Bahrain.
The Renault boss’ girlfriend, 27-year-old nude and swimsuit model Elisabetta Gregoraci, surprised Briatore this week with a novel present - an open love letter published by the Italian daily La Gazzetta dello Sport.
“It is hard to know what gift to give you. Everything I think of, you have it already!” Gregoraci, professing her love for the Italian after a year of their relationship, wrote.
While the Half-Vast Staff™ of Full Throttle sends Flavio best wishes on his special day we happen to be budgetary challenged at the moment and the price of the cheapest of Hallmark’s card stock would send us into the red.
But never let it be said we had nothing to offer:
“The only thing we don’t have a god for is premature ejaculation - but I hear that that’s coming quickly” - Comicus.
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She’s 27 & they have been together 12 months; if I know Flavio he will be trading her in on a younger model soon.
Got any candidates Peter?
And BTW.. I’m far from averse to catching any Flavio “cast offs.”
I actually love the guy, he beats top F1 teams like Ferrari & McLaren & does it with a smaller budget.He must drive Ron Dennis mad, he has no motorsport background or engineering knowledge & yet his teams do well (& fall over when he leaves e.g Bennetton).
He’s outspken & clearely doesn’t give a shit about what Bernie or the FIA think.
AND he is a serial shagger of super models.
All that may be true, but he’s got nothing on Minardi’s Motor Mouth who was the largest pain in Bernie’s side.