Full Throttle

At the ripe old age of 75 F1 Supremo Bernie Ecclestone says rumors of his death retirement are greatly exaggerated.

”I don’t think (wife) Slavica wants me hanging around at home all day,” he told the ‘Bild’ magazine at the World Cup ski meeting in Kitzbuehel, Austria.

Bernie once told a British newspaper that he was not afraid of death. ”I wouldn’t want to be 21 again,” he added.

Don’t quote me on this but, I’ve heard through my “sources” Bernie and Midland F1 owner Alex Shnaider have joinly funded an expedition searching for the Fountain of Youth.

“Sources” (See example of “sources” here.) also tell me the search will be centered in Shnaider’s native country Russia along the Caucasus Mountain Range between the Caspian and Black Seas.

If found Bernie, formerly known as F1 Supremo, will become F1 Supremo in Perpetuity.

Again, don’t quote me on that!