Is There Nothing Else to Write About?
On what arguably is America’s greatest weekend of racing - assuming you believe The Greatest Spectacle in Racing and NASCAR’s longest race of the year deserve that title - why is the story about an ex-stripper being sentenced for fraud the headline on 19 of 38 stories crossing the wires in the last 6 hours.
Is there nothing else to write?
(NOTE to media moguls, I work cheap. Even if I resort to making sh*t up you’d be much further ahead than wasting space on NASCAR’s Femme Fatale)
Besides, one would think as much ink as Jack in the Hat received over his Toyota bashing one of those links would have highlighted NASCAR’s resident Whine Master bashing the Chevy teams now.




Heck no!
It’s a weekend, a holiday weekend at that, and time to put the party face on. What better way than with strippers???

Very clever Marc. You managed to write about the stripper while slamming the stripper writers. My compliments.
You resort to making shit up??? I’d never had known.
Peter… what… you forgot you were cloned?
Charlie, I had a choice. Strippers or luxury NASCAR vacations?
I think I made the right choice.