Full Throttle

Many are of the opinion NASCAR and some of its corporate officials go about business in a mechanized robotic fashion, at times devoid of critical thinking. Or any thinking at all.

At other times, some claim, NASCAR bullheadedly go about business slamming themselves into mental Safer Barriers as they attempt to go from point A to point B, with side trips traversing C through Z and several hundred Roman Numerals.

I like to call it the “Mr Bean Factor.” NASCAR takes the simplest problem and devises the most circuitous solution possible. Witness the CoT if you don’t fully understand the concept.

Still others pull no punches. They opine, NASCAR SUCKS!

Now, as the image indicates, it’s official. “NASCAR” is robotic and it sucks!

(Warning NASCAR-nomics ahead: If you’re among the lemmings that can’t resist QVC or EBay without maxing out your Gold Card and are a NASCAR fan, please avert your eyes)

This NASCAR licensed Track Vac takes the technology to the next level as it zips around your floors just like a remote control car, and is also able to pick up dirt in the process. Apparently, you can use one of the five pre-programmed vacuuming patterns, or you can use the remote control. The remote conveniently charges on the base, which resembles a NASCAR Pit station.

So far, the only price I can find for it is about 280 Washingtons. I didn’t find a NSFC (Not Safe for CATS) warning label although I assume customers would take all precautions to keep their tabby’s safe from harm.

Or their cats are smarter than they are.

But does the world really need, an automated, mechanized, motorized, self-moving, self-regulating, self-starting (?, oh the humanity!) Kirby vacuum cleaner? With a remote?

I suppose not, no one needed a Pet Rock or Chia Pets either, but someone got very rich putting a dent in millions of wallets marketing them.

Of course that is the bottomline when you’re talking NASCAR-nomics. Increasing their bottomline while reducing yours.

Now, if you’ll all excuse me, I have a utility closet to repaint. Suggestions are welcome but I was considering Home Depot Orange trimmed in NEXTEL Yellow with just a touch of Bud Red for contrast.

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