Full Throttle

Actually, after clinching his second consecutive NEXTEL Cup Sunday J.J will probably pull in close to $10 million counting contengency cash etc.

On the other hand to Theresa Randall a J.J. title means a tenth that amount. The Las Vegas native will rake in a cool million when he crosses the line in 18^th place or better at Homestead.

Randell used a method of prognostication that has frankly put many of us pundits to shame:

“I didn’t know anything about NASCAR racers, so I kind of looked at their butts and decided that his was the cutest and that’s why I picked him,” says Randall. “You know, I entered a silly contest with the thought that, ‘Hey, it would be really cool to go to a race’ - because that was the finalists’ prize - and then meet Jimmie Johnson,” she says. “I never even thought about the chance of winning a million dollars.”

Already a winner with a $10,000 dollar check and free trip to Talladega now she stands to collect a million dollars. All because J.J. has a nice ass!

Wonder if Graig’s List has a section for out of work NASCAR Pundits? It’s either that or I have to hire a female intern before February to assist in the rating of NASCAR Asses.