Full Throttle

Well, you get the idea of what would fill up Kimi’s other hand:

Ferrari’s Kimi Raikkonen, locked in a three-way tie for the Formula One championship lead, feels he should have won all three grands prix so far this season.

“Twenty two points are a good amount…but I think I could have got all the available points,” the Finn said.

“I am sure we can be stronger if we manage to optimize the performance of the car and I hope we start doing so at the next test session.” “It can’t be denied that the main problem is in qualifying,” said Raikkonen, whose Brazilian team mate Felipe Massa won from pole position in Bahrain.

Ah huh, and I should be King of the World but Leonardo DiCaprio beat me to the pole position.

“If you are not up with the front runners right from the start then you can say goodbye to the chance of winning.”

Correct Kimi, and I bet come Barcelona you’ll qual about 5 litres light than you have been.

As long as we’re on the subject of wishing, admit it, you’re as tired as the rest of us hearing the “LH” words. Every F1 broadcast has been peppered with Hamilton, Lewis or any other possible combinations of the two words in conjunction with a dictionary full of superlatives.

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P.S. Kimi, could you wash that other hand, it’s beginning to smell like an over-ripe cat box.