Kyle Busch: Wanted for Assault on a Lady

Busch Darlington VictoryWhat do you do when you’re labeled by one of the MSM darlings as the “least popular” NASCAR driver (”most loathed” by another), supported by a driver introduction featuring a 150 decibel chorus of “BOO,” smack the fence five times and have loose nuts resulting in a stop-n-go?

The answer is obvious if your one Kyle “The Desperado” Busch, you turn the Lady in Black into the Lady on Her Back and take a bow to your less than adoring crowd after yet another win.

It’s all pretty simple isn’t it?

Busch when asked post race whether the boo-birds have any effect: “Not really. I don’t care. I’m here to race. I’m here to win. If I win, just makes ‘em more upset and crying on their way home.”

“By the way, somebody threw a beer can at me. Next time just make sure it’s full so I can enjoy it out there, all right?”

Somewhere Jeff Gordon is smiling as the cascade of beer cans have found another mark.

And somewhere else someone should be tracking down the asshat that did it so he/she/it can be banned from NASCAR sanctioned events for life.

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2 Responses to “ Kyle Busch: Wanted for Assault on a Lady ”

  1. Instead of throwing a beer can, how about having a Vet come out and give Baby Busch a shot (Eight Belles) next time he wins and put us out of our misery!

  2. How about excepting him for what he is, both as a very talented driver and a throwback to what many feel NASCAR has lost, the good old days of brash in-your-face competitors?

    And while doing so not act like hooligans.

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