Mad Max Mosley Speaks, Finally
It took a while, after many consultations with shysters on fat retainers I’m guessing, but Mad Max is finally speaking about the current FIA[asco] bruhaha and his sexual pecadilles that have become the F1 story de jour this week.
To hear him tell it, Max “Gotta Get My Groove On” Mosley isn’t going anywhere and blames the allegations about his sexual conduct on a ‘covert’ operation to discredit him.
(As if you need to go all James Bond and covert to do that - ed)
“From information provided to me by an impeccable high-level source close to the UK police and security services, I understand that over the last two weeks or so, a covert investigation of my private life and background has been undertaken by a group specialising in such things, for reasons and clients as yet unknown. I have had similar but less well-sourced information from France.“Regrettably you are now familiar with the results of this covert investigation and I am very sorry if this has embarrassed you or the club. Not content with publicising highly personal and private activities, which are, to say the least, embarrassing, a British tabloid newspaper published the story with the claim that there was some sort of Nazi connotation to the matter. This is entirely false.
“It is against the law in most countries to publish details of a person’s private life without good reason. The publications by The News of the World are a wholly unwarranted invasion of my privacy and I intend to issue legal proceedings against the Newspaper in the UK and other jurisdictions.”
Forgive my ignorance, and keeping in mind I haven’t viewed the subject video, but there sure have been one helluva lot of news sources that gave that connotation, they all can’t be wrong. The video can’t be on par with Springtime for Hitler but it must be close. (wonder which hooker played the part of Eva?)
Noteworthy in Mosley’s statement is the ever popular (by those that perpetrate it) and crafty stratagem of issuing a non-denial denial. No where in his statement does he deny cavorting with five ladies of the evening (Damen des Abends?) only that some evil Brit tabloid outed him and he’s siccing a pack of legal beagles on them.
Interesting no?
But at least Mad Max is speaking - or coming out of the closet if you prefer. Regardless of his non-denial denial that adds more fuel to the flames, even a tabloid gets it right on occasion. Sooner or later some lady in East Timbuktu will give birth to an Alien Baby.
And someday someone will drive a stake through Mad Max’s heart.
In the meantime Max, enjoy, it’s Springtime for Hitler.
UPDATE: In one of the most intelligent statements issued by Bernie Ecclestone in at least two decades he’s warned off Max “Gotta Get My Groove On” Mosley from attending this weekends Bahrain Grand Prix: “He shouldn’t go, should he?,” Ecclestone told Tuesday’s edition of The Times. “The problem is he would take all the ink away from the race and put it on something which, honestly and truly, is nobody else’s business anyway.”
UPDATE II: Dusting off my feeble memory I recall something from the not too distant past, and sure enough, I found what I was looking for.
F1’s Hobbit-in-Charge Bernie Ecclestone once had this to say: “Everything has changed, hasn’t it? Racing has become one of the last well-behaved sports. There are not enough sex scandals.”
Guess Bernie wasn’t careful of what he wished for?
As a side note, can anyone testify as to the whereabouts of Ron Dennis during the filming of this Mad Max epic flic?
Makes you wonder what Max “Goosestep Me Baby” Mosley will do for an encore.
Maybe he and his S&M quintet will re-enact the Killing Fields or the Spanish Inquisition. Lots of bondage possibilities there.
Despite still “being dead” Max may try to reenact part of “Generalissimo” Francisco Franco’s playbook.
Max says “It is against the law in most countries to publish details of a person’s private life without good reason.”
Ooooookaaaay! Is the fact that the head of international motorsport, made up of 130 nations & 250 plus motorsport organisations, who chairs international automotive safety advisory/standards boards, a guy who a month ago launched “Race against Racism” & threatened to remove Spain from the F1 calendar for displays of racial prejudice, getting his rocks off by whipping a girl dressed in a WWII concentration camp uniform a good reason?
Max is only staying in office to launch a legal suit for filthy lucre, he is a crass opportunist chasing a dollar, if he were to resign he could not pretend to be the victim he is not. The man has no credibility or integrity. That not one member nation of the FIA has made a move for his immediate ejection (or at the very least suspension from the role) is astounding. If this were the head of the Olympic governing body he would be out the door immediately. It appears that it will have to fall on the automotive manufactures to do the FIA’s job for them & demand he be removed from the embarrassing position that he has put the entire sport & industry into. Bernie Eccelstone’s similar lack of inaction is cowardice in the extreme, exactly how does this constitute managing the commercial aspect & reputation of the sport?
Max continues “I have received a very large number of messages of sympathy and support from those within the FIA and the motor sport and motoring communities”. More lies from Mosley, he would have published this “very large” list at the first opportunity to demonstrate he is supported.
Max should heed to his own depraved words when he played out his vile, sick fantasies “She needs more of ze punishment” & apply it to himself. What was it Max said about McLaren last year……..bringing the sport into disrepute? If he wont go voluntarily he should allow himself to publically paddled by one of the grid girls, brandishing a lollipop stick, in front of the entire paddock at every GP. Come on Max! Stand up (or bend over) & take it like a man!
And to think Ron Dennis/McLaren copped a $100Million fine for bringing the sport into disrepute.
“Max Mosley, the president of the FIA, has said that he spoke in German during a sado-masochistic orgy with five prostitutes not because he was fantasising about being a Nazi but because several of the prostitutes involved were German speakers.”
I seem to remember Bill Clinton, behaving like a mafia lawyer, when he said “I never had sexual relations with that woman” & then hiding behind a b/s excuse that his answers, when under investigation, were legally accurate. Another attempt by a dishonest man to lie his way around the truth. Max insults the intelligence of the public who can see straight through his dishonesty.
Max says “I shall now devote some time to those responsible for putting this into the public domain” The old shoot the messenger ploy, good one Max.
Max states “I need to repair the damage to my immediate family, who are the innocent and unsuspecting victims of this deliberate and personal attack,” Well for starters he could tell the truth, I’m a sexual pervert who pays for depraved acts & have never had the courage to tell you because I am a low life scumbag just like my father.
Got sumthin’ to say Peter?
Go ahead, let it all out. (note my last update)
Yeah I’ve got something to say!” My private life involves enjoying F1 & I’m a consenting adult, Max has invaded my privacy for at least the last decade!”
Marc, who would have thought there would come a day where I lead the charge for morals & decency on these pages.
Actually, money is not Max’s problem - he has plenty through inheriting from his family. His weakness is a lust for power and he has designed the post of FIA president so that he is almost impossible to remove. I have been saying for some time that he shows all the signs of megalomania in his handling of F1 - the summary rule changes without consultation, his complete control of the McLaren and Renault hearings. And, like all dictators, he will not go without a fight.
The Nazi element was not only present in the videos (I have seen them) but included at least one participant dressed in concentration camp pyjamas. Max may deny that his activity was centred on some form of Nazi fantasy but one look at the videos proves that a lie.
Unfortunately fellas, what I’ve been reading is that there is virtually no way the FIA can remove this pompous piece of dirt from office. I only hope this is the first crack of the whip and they’ve been watching him for several months and even more info will come out.
We do I keep thinking Lili Von Shtupp will pop up and start singing “I’m tired”!!!!!!
“Is it true how zey say zat you people are… gifted? Max”
Yes, ya gotta luv Lili Von Shtupp, but it was hard to distinguish her from Natasha Fatale.
Well now that he has been barred from the Kingdom of Bahrain, by the Crown Prince, in writting. LOL
How the hell can you have a FIA President where host nations have to take it upon themselves to warn him off?
Check your mail Max, the next round is Barcelona, Spain. Any letters from King Juan Carlos, Alonso’s mate? LOL
How ironic! Just a few weeks ago Max was threatening to throw Spain out of the F1 calandar.
Haven’t seen the letter from the Bahrani Emir but I have to say, buwawahaha!
And not so much at Max but at the Emir. I’ve spent more than enough time in Bahrain to know the hotel bar are full of hookers.
But back on topic, I should think the mostly Muslim nation of Malaysia may follow Bahrains lead.
Without going too far off topic, Mad Max & Mad Dr Mahatir of Malaysia would get on just fine. Remember those comments about George Soros & the international Jewish conspiracy.