Marcos Ambrose Ruined Thanksgiving Dinner
So there I was basking in the after dinner glow of the traditional Thanksgiving dinner and I happened across an interview with Marcos Ambrose.
I was doing just fine reading how happy Ambrose was to not only be given the chance to start 12 Sprint Cup events in 2008 but also be a spokesman for Little Debbie snack cakes, his primary sponsor in the 12 events.
Then the juicy breast-meat/gravy/mushed taters/fresh sweet corn/sweet taters/ euphoria came crashing down when reading this bit:
Well he’s Tasmanian,it’s where we go to marry our cousins. The gene pool down there isn’t the biggest you know!
Not knowing what a Little Debbie is - let alone tried one - I will reserve judgement.Little Debbie? Is she related to that Debbie from Dallas? :-p
BTW, Vegemite on toast is my standard breakfast, just because your a Orio cookie eating, Kool aid swilling heathen is no reason to lash out at one of dietary staples!
Um… sure it is. The stuff smells like fermented sheep shit!
When you have a severe head cold!
Gentlemen,
Like beluga caviar, Moet champagne, and most other fine things in life, Vegemite is an acquired, refreshing and exciting taste. It is not a food for uncultured masses and your comments are not welcome.
Vegemite is also useful for greasing axle bearings, baiting rat traps, polishing black boots and camouflage for night-time sorties into terrorists training camps.
All this in one little jar!
Outback, my first assumption is your comment was meant to be of a satirical nature. In that case, my hats off to you.
If not I have to question the logic behind first comparing Vegemite to “Moet” and “caviar” then claiming the stuff is a good substitute for axle grease.