Max Mosley Advocates Foxes in Hen Houses
According to Mad Max Mosley his purposal for a spending cap in F1 is very workable solution to curb the ever increasing cost of operating an competitive F1 team.
How so you ask?
He claims F1 teams should fund a team of 30 auditors who would enforce the cap that is purposed to start with the 2009 season.
Just brilliant Max, put the foxes in the hen house. Who would you suggest as part of this “illustrious” group of bean counters, Nigel Stepney?
This idea ranks right up there with Max’s Centreline Downwash Generating Wing and such patented wonders as the “Electrogalvanic-Powered Diaper Wetness Sensor” and the Frameless Glasses that attach to your body piercings.
Max, may I suggest the appliance pictured above be a part of your next birthday wish list? It is human powered and very “ecco-friendly” something you’ve been working hard to implement in F1.
And as described it certainly seems fitting for the occasion: “An amusement apparatus including a user-operated and controlled apparatus for self-infliction of repetitive blows to the user’s buttocks by a plurality of elongated arms bearing flexible extensions that rotate under the user’s control.”
And please, be a dear and post a couple of videos of it in operation. It would be a boon to F1 fans globally and provide a large boost to morale.
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Don’t be so quick to judge marc, this could work.
Ferrari would hire the Arthur Anderson guys who did the accounts for ENRON & the books would show they spend 10% of what they really squander.
I still maintain Max is Bernie’s puppet, Mr E has told Max to cap the teams spending & it will be done one way or another…………..because Bernie wants it.
Work or not my greatest desire is for Max to avail himself of the ass kicking machine.
Wonder if they make them built for two?