Max Mosley, Ever Hear of the First Law of Holes?
“First law on holes - when you’re in one, stop digging.”
Max Mosley isn’t using a shovel at the bottom of the hole he’s dug for himself, the fool has a 400 horsepower backhoe in the hole with him.
Not that I care, if I were able I’d lend a hand. In fact I should think dynamite might be his best bet as long as he’s soooo into this hole digging thing, but I digress.
The Littlest Perv has consented to his first interview since the lid came off the scandal. As expected he still maintains what has happened in his private life should be just that, private, but does admit his wife Jean was “not best pleased” and his sons were “embarrassed” at the revelations.
Yeah, I bet.
“Most people say if somebody likes doing that, if it’s not harming anybody, if it’s in private and it’s completely secret and personal, it’s nothing to do with me.”
Right, as long as it’s private, far from the reality at the moment, or anytime in the future.
He added: “My inclination is to stand and fight.”
Yeah, to our great consternation, we’ve noticed!
(Standby, it gets deep, REAL DEEP now) The Littlest Perv accepted that “a few ex-drivers” had criticized him, but said none of Formula One’s real “opinion formers” had said anything.
Jesus H.Christ on a merry-go-round Max! That statement tells me one of two things.
1. Max has been holed up with his ass-spanking honeys in London all his time and is completely unaware of the furor and long… loooog list of motorsport big wigs calling for his head on a platter, Silver, or otherwise.
2. Or Mad Max is, to use the British vernacular, “up the pole!” More commonly known as nuts, crazy, loony, mcgoofty, loco en la cabeza (in honor of the upcoming Spanish GP), and finally, a fried chicken short of a church picnic!
And that’s all I have to say! (for now, ’cause I’m sure this lunatic isn’t done spewing nonsense.)
UPDATE: The Sunday Telegraph, The Littlest Perv goes into a whine about how a prostitute, think of it, a prostitute, had betrayed him and believes “she’s beneath contempt” because “it’s not just what she did to me, she was friends with the other four and a close friend of one of them.”
Well, D’OH! Think of it getting betrayed by of all things a prostitute, one who is a “professional” in a trade known throughout history as one that will DO ANYTHING for money.
Well, D’OH, thanks for sharing that Homer Simpson moment with us Max.
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A fried chicken short of church picnic? That’s a new one for me.
It’s been amazing following this story here. Max sounds so much like a politician. I can’t believe they haven’t tossed him out.
Actually John since Max took the helm of the FIA over a decade ago h’s restructured things so it’s nearly impossible to whack his head off.
That’s why the “extraordinary meeting” was called by the FIA.
Hopefully the arrogance/ignorance demonstrated in that statement will be his downfall. 220 delegates will have read Max’s “logic” before casting their vote June 3rd.
I still maintain he should be publicly spanked on the grid, prior to the formation lap, by a team principal wielding the lollipop stick at every race………& why not? It will all be between consenting adults. Isn’t that right Max?
Why a team principal, are you trying to deprive him the pleasure of getting spanked by a Brolly Girl?