Morgan Shepherd Wins Aarons 312!

You read that correctly, Morgan Shepherd won the Aarons 312 at Talladega Superspeedway.

Sure he finished 12 places behind the actual winner Tony Stewart. For a driver that hasn’t seen a GREEN flag in Cup since Louden in 2006 and only a single checkered flag in the NNS in eight attempts prior to Talladega it was a WIN. There’s little doubt about it.

If you do have any, please explain how his team in all probability is the only car in either Saturdays’ or Sunday’s events with a special sponsorship by a local Hilton Hotel so they wouldn’t be sleeping in the garage this weekend and NOT be a winner Saturday.

As in everything you can’t have winners, without losers. The 312 had two very distinct ones.

Dario Franchitti not only lost out on a good finish Saturday but lost his ride Sunday after sustaining a fractured left ankle in an accident caused by a shredded rear tire.

The biggest loser on the day… Kevin Lepage who thought “blendline” was what he used so he wouldn’t over-fill his Cuisnart SmartPower Premierâ„¢ 600-Watt Blender instead of a line that keeps chuckleheads from being chuckleheads and taking out 14 race cars.

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5 Responses to “ Morgan Shepherd Wins Aarons 312! ”

  1. reminds me of the black minister when i worked at a Rolls Royce dealership in Fla. ,He had two Rolls Royces, starnge how morgan can run truck and nationwide, the cars are cheep compared to everything else, I guess its ok if he tells you how your money is being spent.

  2. Congrats jimmy, you win the award for the most disjointed nonsensical comment of the week.

  3. Congrats to Morgan…too bad James Hylton wasn’t also vrooming!

  4. Hehe. I thought you were smoking crack when I read the first sentence. But, yes - congrats to Morgan.

  5. Until someone Morgan’s age does better, he’s a winner in
    my book.

    Most people 67 going on 68 couldn’t get in a Nationwide Car
    let alone drive one. The fact the old man led a lap seems to escape
    all of these youngsters he races against. All of them could be his children age wise and most his Grandchildren.

    Go old man, Go

    Mr. Rag Time
    and yes I am older than Morgan

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