NASCAR Conspiracy Theorists Unite!

You have a new target. That’s opposed to the old target of course when a bullseye was placed in the vicinity of DEI as a result of it’s engines exploding on a regular basis in 2007. Just who DONE-IT! The list of perps was endless.

So who done it now? Who was it that sabotaged the four Hendrick cars - not to mention Front Back Row Joe’s - and forced them all to make engine changes and last row starts in Thursday’s 150’s?

To The Theorists the list will be endless. Again. Everything from DEI payback for “stealing” their driver to CIA Black Ops (shush, is that a Stealth Bomber I hear?), to a diversion by HMS to cover last years “evidence” will be offered.)

This has been a Public Service announcement by the Half-Vast Staff

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4 Responses to “ NASCAR Conspiracy Theorists Unite! ”

  1. Another sale on tin hats I see. Has anybody seen the Cat in the Hat lately?

    charlie’s last blog post..Where did the show go?

  2. Not my foil hat Charlie. Just pointing out the possibilities thats all.

    I sent my foil hat to Bubbles & Babes for a quick wash and wax.

  3. It’s not just Hendrick. This conspiracy goes much deeper. Remember that Toyota’s lifters were also targeted.

    But I think I have this thing solved. It was the Wood Brothers. It’s part of a diabolical scheme to get back into the top 35 by sabotaging all the cars in front of them.

    Blog of Tomorrow

  4. IF it was a Woods scam… it didn’t work so good

    Which certainly is not a good thing

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