Full Throttle

OK, can we nominate the brain child that came up with the “13.5 gallon solution” for a Darwin Award now? Can John Darby, Director of Competition, be placed at the tail end of the line for “natural selection?”

Really, I’m not kidding! It’s not often, if ever, I criticize a race of any type. But the “PitStop 600″ was an abomination. Worse than last year’s levigating debacle for one reason. Back in the day when I spent more time patroling the bar scene my bladder held more than Darby’s fuel cell.

The result was a race that resembled a string of 40 lap heat races and more pitstop errors than Brittney has silicone gel.

The only saving grace was the dominate car won the race. No one deserved it more than Kasey Kahne. As for the rest that’ll have to wait until I put out this weeks NASCAR Cesspool. I’m too pressed for time at the moment to note anything but Kasey’s performance and the Roush Mongol Hoard all finishing in the top ten.

Later.

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