Full Throttle

“For those who have their evil, twisted conspiracy hats on, we want to put that to rest,” John Darby said. “If it was sabotage, it would have to be the kind of thing where someone hates NASCAR racing across the board.”

Who ME!

Are you talkin’ to me, you talkin’ to me…? You talkin’ to me, who the hell else you talkin’ to, I’m the only one here? Who the f*ck do ya think you’re talkin’ to John Darby?

You’ll have to pry my evil, twisted conspiracy hat from my cold, bald and dead pate before I give up my favorite head gear!

And BTW, John Darby, there are people that hate NASCAR. Start your investigation here in search of your prime suspect. And I’d start tracking northbound water trucks, ’cause Atlanta is out of water</am, it must have been imported.

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