Full Throttle

This weeks NASCAR Cesspool threatens to become the “Cess-ocean” with an over abundant amount of deserving entrants. First lets look at the “teammates” that did their syncronized swimming routine in the cesspool:

“Team” Ganassi: Casey Mears and Sterling Marlin tangled on lap 216. Mears finished 34^th 12 laps adrift from the leader and Marlin’s night ended then and there for a 39^th place finish.

“Team” Hendricks: While the team dominated the first third of the event - often residing in the 1-5 positions - and J. Johnson is now the only three-pete 600 winner the remainder of its members did their best to be their own worst enemy. Brian Vickers led the most laps, but triggered a crash with 21 laps left that also snagged teammate Gordon. Kyle Busch played pinball wizard most the the night bouncing off many unmovable and some moving objects, but amazingly finished a creditable 7^th.

“Team” DEI: The Dale Earnhardt Jr., Michael Waltrip “spin to lose” strategy¹ will no doubt be this weeks hot story in the press and at DEI headquarters in Mooresville, N.C. Earnhardt, who was already a lap down punted Waltrip out of the race then limped home to a 33^rd place finish and not so incidently dropped from 11^th to 15^th in the Chase for the Cup. Tony Eury Sr., who was Earnhardt