The Odds & Ends of a Bloviating Buffoon
I’m a “millionaire!” Sort of.
See that little doo-hickey over there with the two news-dudes in a fight over who uses the “I” key the most? After posting the preceding post it read 1,000,515 words had been written, copied, stolen or just made up from whole cloth since this little outpost was first spawned in February 2004.
So yes, I’m a millionaire, minus the limo, a PR dude, any “people” you can call and well… the CASH.
And before any of you toss around “he’s a long-winded blowhard” invective, you better check yourself. The guys & gals that drive by here to comment on various things are closing in on the two hundred K mark in words posted, 182,354 to be precise.
That makes you all about one fifth the cashless millionaire I am. Have your non-existent “people” call my non-existent “people” to complain how little this all makes on our collective bottomlines.
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You mean to say publishing the crap I contribute has made you wealthy??
From now on I want a fee on every keystroke
Wait… I’ll count them up… and the check will be in the mail soon.
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Congrats on the accomplishment! I may catch up to you in 5 years. You are a bloggating machine and still the ‘Smartest Man in NASCAR Blogging’ in my book.