Well Golly-Gee Goodyear!
The Goodyear brain trust that resides in, and potentially thinks in Akron Ohio has been scratching their heads and have come up with a reason why their over-sized rubber bands were the Chihuahua’s ass at Indy.
They looked at compounds, chemical make-up and raw materials used and as the esteemed Diandra reports had a Eureka moment!
They figured out — all by their lonesome I might add — the reason the Indy tires acted like chalk on tarmac is “the drivers are driving differently.”
Well golly-gee, wonder how many light bulbs over heads popped their filaments and flickered out figurin’ that?
Seems I’ve heard various drivers say they drive differently in the new car since about, oh say… March 2007.
It also makes me wonder if Goodyear tested out Diandra’s analogy for you fans at home to try. She suggests you take a box grater and a piece of Parmesan cheese… well never mind, you can read it yourself.
I just hope she trademarked her analogy, if that’s possible, ’cause I think Akron stole it to come up with their “solution.”
You’re freakin’ funny. I like how you state the most obvious dunderheadedness of the rubber people.
Next, they’ll be predicting light during the day and dark at night!!!
Maybe GY hired Al Sleet the Hippy-Dippy Weatherman Bruce?
They couldn’t have figured it out reading Diandra. She is way over the top of little brains heads.
I did ask her if I could come over for spagetti dinner. Wanna go with? I might need someone who speaks her language to interpret for me.
Normally she is whoosh! Right over my head but this time even I had it right that the driver’s drive differently.
Duh.
Like I said before…Dick Ralstin’s rolling in his grave. In fact he may be trying to contact Al.