Will Max Mosley be Saved by Devine Intervention?
The Littlest Perv may have life after the emergency meeting, as improbable and strange as it may seem. Even stranger, he could be saved by Devine intervention.
Well not directly I’m guessing. Direct help may take a couple lightning bolts from you-know-Who and unfortunately for us sane people, Max may actually get off on that prospect, but I digress.
No, his savior may be in the personage of one Cardinal Renato Martino a representative of Pope Benedict XVI.
Hold onto your hats, and maybe your rosary beads, the Vatican is a member of motor sport’s world governing body the FIA, also referred to as FIAsco by some
So as the extraordinary meeting’s roll call is being announced to decide Mosley’s The Littlest Perv’s fate Cardinal Martino will be there to cast the Vatican’s yeah or nay vote.
It gets stranger by the minute doesn’t it?
It should be noted here Cardinal Martino pleaded for clemency for Saddam Hussein before they stretched his neck. That raises the possibility Mosley will get at least one nay vote for tossing him out on his butt crack.
And for Mosley, and I hate to say this, there’s another up side to having Cardinal Martino present in Paris. The Cardinal once held the position of President of the Pontifical Council for Pastoral Care of Migrants and Itinerant Peoples.
When reality, and the FIA’s door smacks Max on his ass (“Ooo that feeel soooo good” - Max), and he finds himself an itinerant, jobless migrant (not counting billions stashed away in Swiss accounts) the Cardinal will be right there to lift his spirits.
See, this story will have a happy ending regardless of which way it goes.
Aren’t you glad?
BTW, the longer this goes on, the more I fear the prick may actually get off the hook. I hope he is persona non grata in Spain.
I’m getting that feeling also. Although the South African motoring association just announced today they would vote to oust his dumb ass.